So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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