I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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