My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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