That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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