Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
