Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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