The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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