I cockslap morals
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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