In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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