found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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