Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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