im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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