no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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