I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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