let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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