I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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