let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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