I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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