Dual....:-)
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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