No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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