Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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