Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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