just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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