Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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