She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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