He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
third nipple confirmed
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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