I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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