ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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