My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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