i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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