it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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