I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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