we're blogging at a bar
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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