the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
