Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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