Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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