when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I accidentally burped into my bong.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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