Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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