So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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