Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
