is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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