it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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