Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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