Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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