We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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