their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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