Its about making memories worth repressing
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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