just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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