Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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