So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
