Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
