I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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