I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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