Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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